While some may question three posts in one day, some may even call it aggressive, to you I have three words: Professor Thom's nachos. If you have never had the pleasure of sampling these, you are seriously missing out.
Professor Thom's truly understands the concept of well-made nachos. Not only is there the choice of grilled steak or chicken, but you also have healthy portions of salsa, guacamole, sour cream, jalapenos and pico de gallo. Most importantly, there is the equal cheese distribution. If you don't understand what I'm talking about, then you don't deserve to try them.
The best way to compliment Professor Thom's nachos is with a delicious beer from their tap. I'll be having two with my nachos and the best part is that I won't be paying for anything. How do I get to enjoy such a treat and not pay a cent you ask? Well, I'm glad you asked... the answer is that I'm awesome at blogs.
So to conclude, f-uck you Doug and Chris for actually thinking that I couldn't create a blog and make entries. I'll take my nachos with chicken.
Monday, November 9, 2009
This post is brought to you by those that inspired this blog to be created. To get a better idea of who they are, here is a sample of the types of questions that you can expect them to ask on a daily basis:
Question posed: Do other people spend Monday morning re-hydrating from the weekend and cursing capitalism, or is that just me?
Answer: That's just you. Some of us spend Monday morning creating a blog, frankly, because we can.
Question posed: You a-holes, can't you let one useful piece of legislation pass without tainting it with crap?
Answer: Maybe instead of being so angry, you should try to have a more faith in people and a more positive outlook. You could start with the people closest to you. For instance, you could have faith that your girlfriend is capable of handling basic technology, such as a blog. Just a suggestion...
Question posed: Do other people spend Monday morning re-hydrating from the weekend and cursing capitalism, or is that just me?
Answer: That's just you. Some of us spend Monday morning creating a blog, frankly, because we can.
Question posed: You a-holes, can't you let one useful piece of legislation pass without tainting it with crap?
Answer: Maybe instead of being so angry, you should try to have a more faith in people and a more positive outlook. You could start with the people closest to you. For instance, you could have faith that your girlfriend is capable of handling basic technology, such as a blog. Just a suggestion...
One down, two to go
This morning as I awoke from the shill of my alarm clock, I slowly rolled over in bed, feeling the soft warmth of my comforter. As I lay there, I began to think about how I wanted to start my day. Then, in the groggy haze of Monday morning, it came to me. I am going to create a blog. Why, you ask? Well, I'm glad you asked...
I decided to create my first blog because of the following:
1. I love to be right. I especially love to be right when a certain two who shall remain nameless, are wrong (you know who you are).
2. I love the taste of winning, even more than I love the taste of nachos and free rounds of drinks. Don't worry though, I'll still enjoy them.
3. I'm AWESEUM (yes, aweseum) at technology, as well as iPhone.
I decided to create my first blog because of the following:
1. I love to be right. I especially love to be right when a certain two who shall remain nameless, are wrong (you know who you are).
2. I love the taste of winning, even more than I love the taste of nachos and free rounds of drinks. Don't worry though, I'll still enjoy them.
3. I'm AWESEUM (yes, aweseum) at technology, as well as iPhone.
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